It's 4:23 AM - Do You Know Where Your Taxi Is?

Arrive at the bar soaking wet from a torrential downpour - Check

Grind with the bar's patrons who are also soaking wet, from said torrential downpour - Check

Down 6 Crown Royal's And Coke - Check

Down 4 Jager Bombs - Check

Down 3 Budweiser's - Check

Down 2 Shots of Sambuca - Check

Get thrown into a pool with all my clothes on - Check

Get tackled by 3 security guards - Check

Wake up in a strangers apartment... in a different Provence - Check

Wake up with a nuclear headache - Check

Have a memorable time - Check