
Friday, November 20, 2009
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Monday, November 16, 2009
Gary Busey Quotes No. 1
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Pope Urges Czech Republic To Rediscover Faith

A welcoming ceremony was held as the Pope (who is 82 motherfucking years young) walked off the plane (I mean giant mechanical bird of the sky's) to begin a three-day visit.
His visit comes shortly before the 20th anniversary of the country's Velvet Revolution, which saw the overthrow of Czechoslovakia's communist government.
Up until 1989, the church was labelled as the people's enemy. But, despite the fall of communism, there hasn't been much of a religious renewal. Makes sense.
It should be noted that about half of all Czechs don't believe in a god. Also makes sense.
On his arrival, Pope Benedict urged the predominantly secular country to rediscover its Christian roots. And quietly, a large portion of the population quietly told the Pope to "Fuck off." I paraphrased that quote.
Just to let you know, The Czech Republic is one of the few countries in the world that has not ratified a treaty establishing relations with the Holy See. Maybe it has something to do with those insane guard uniforms. Or the child rape. Or that they know religion is a scam. Or that when you think about it, it shouldent even be a country at all.
Well, as long as the Pope is urging people to rediscover faith, I urge the Pope to realize that pedophilia is a crime and to deal with it.
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Thursday, November 12, 2009
The Fucking Word Of The Day
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Remembrance Day
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Sacrifice Medal Finally Awarded

Canada honoured soldiers who have lost their lives in battle or were wounded by hostile action with the first ever Sacrifice Medals, presented in Ottawa Monday.
The circular silver medal, suspended from a ribbon, features an effigy of the Queen on one side, and on the other, a representation of the "Canada" statue at the Canadian National Vimy Memorial, with the inscription "SACRIFICE."
Recipients of the Sacrifice Medal and Bar:
Sergeant Lance Thomas Hooper, M.S.M., C.D.
Recipients of the Sacrifice Medal:
Captain Casey Balden
Corporal Cole Daniel Bartsch (posthumous)
Corporal Robbie Christopher Beerenfenger (posthumous)
Dr. Glyn Raymond Berry (posthumous)
Master Corporal Roger Dennis Boudreau, C.D.
Private Darryl James Caswell (posthumous)
Sergeant Joseph Anatole Serge Charette, C.D.
Corporal Ryan E. G. Elrick, C.D.
Corporal Andrew James Eykelenboom (posthumous)
Master Corporal Paul Milson Franklin
Master Corporal Michael Christian Gauthier, C.D.
Corporal Vincent C. Gauvreau-Roussin
Master Corporal Dave Gionet, M.M.V.
Captain Nichola Kathleen Sarah Goddard, M.S.M. (posthumous)
Corporal Joseph Francois Etienne Gonthier (posthumous)
Private Richard Anthony Green (posthumous)
Captain Charles Trevor Greene
Corporal Phillip J. Guy
Private Michael Yuki Hayakaze (posthumous)
Sergeant Sheldon Herritt, C.D.
Private Arielle Marie Keyes-Oliver (posthumous)
Major Paeta Derek Hess-von Kruedener, M.S.C., C.D. (posthumous)
Private Joseph Simon Maurice Serge Longtin (posthumous)
Captain Juli-Ann Dawn Mackenzie (posthumous)
Captain Simon Jean Mailloux
Corporal Nicholas George Makischuk
Master Corporal Bounyarattanaphon Makthepharak
Corporal Joseph Francois Maurice Malboeuf, C.D.
Warrant Officer Frank Robert Mellish, C.D. (posthumous)
Officer Cadet Jesse Lee Melnyck
Master Warrant Officer Joseph Christian Michel Mario Mercier, M.S.C., C.D. (posthumous)
Master Corporal Jody Allan Mitic, C.D.
Master Corporal Kirk Bradley Noel (posthumous)
Corporal Michael P. O'Rourke, M.M.V.
Master Corporal Darrell Jason Priede (posthumous)
Corporal J. Y. Martin Renaud
Master Corporal Joel Emile Richard
Master Seaman Crysta L. Rutherford
Lieutenant(N) Christopher Edward Saunders, C.D. (posthumous)
Sergeant John Sloan, C.D.
Sergeant Mark William Soper, C.D.
Sergeant Shane Hank Stachnik (posthumous)
Master Corporal Jeffrey Scott Walsh (posthumous)
Sergeant Gregory Owen White
Private Joel Vincent Wiebe (posthumous)
Surviving The World
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Friday, November 6, 2009
Devil's Dictionary Definition No. 106
1. one third of a trinity of deities consisting of the following: Jesus, Mohammed, and Buddha.
2. the most famous Jew in history whose followers have sworn to emulate his life; they begin by swearing off Jewry and killing or persecuting as many Jews as are readily available.
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Monday, November 2, 2009
Less Quoted Jesus Sayings No. 16
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Happy Halloween
Monday, October 26, 2009
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Thursday, October 22, 2009
It's Almost Holloween - Redux
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Sunday, October 18, 2009
This Blog Really Took Off
I have also received several comments about posts too. Some good, and some that could be classified as "hate mail", or "death mail", or "repent now or you're soul is going to hell mail". Keep it coming.
There has also been just over 8,500 people who have visited the blog; and there are an average of 40 hits per day.
This blog went on-line in November of 2007, and it replaced two of my other sub par web pages.
Hope you've enjoyed it so far, you cute little motherfuckers.
Friday, October 16, 2009
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
From The "No Shit" File: U.S. Leads The World In Foreign Weapons Sales
United States was involved in 68.4 percent of the global sales of arms.
U.S. weapons sales jumped nearly 50 percent in 2008 despite the global economic recession to $37.8 billion from $25.4 billion the year before.
Italy, the second ranked country, amassed only $3.7 billion in arms sales, while Russia ranked third with sales at $3.5 billion in 2008.
Such deals America has struck with the developing world included a $6.5 billion air defense system for the United Arab Emirates, a $2.1 billion jet fighter for Morocco and a $2 billion attack helicopter for Taiwan.
India, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, South Korea and Brazil also reached weapons deals with the United States.
Go go war machine.
Monday, October 12, 2009
Unique Watches - Watches for gay Asian fashionistas
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
The Iraq Quagmire - October 6, 2009

There have been 4,643 coalition deaths - 4,330 Americans, two Australians, one Azerbaijani, 179 Britons, 13 Bulgarians, one Czech, seven Danes, two Dutch, two Estonians, one Fijian, five Georgians, one Hungarian, 33 Italians, one Kazakh, one South Korean, three Latvians, 22 Poles, three Romanians, five Salvadoran, four Slovaks, 11 Spaniards, two Thai and 18 Ukrainians in the war in Iraq.
A lessor reported number is the wounded in Iraq. That number stands at 31,494 currently.
58 percent of the American public now believes the invasion of Iraq was a "mistake," according to a new Gallup poll. Gallup found this to be a generally rising trend since 2003, when three quarters of the public supported the war. Opposition peaked out at 63 percent in the first half of 2008.
The cost of the Iraq war is now at $684 billion in US funds. Thats "Billion" with a "B". That figure grows by $200 million every day. Thats "Million" with an "M". Minimum final cost estimates of the war are projected at $1 trillion in US funds.
Thats "Trillion" with a "T".
Iraqi civilian deaths are estimated at 92,519 at minimum (all of which are documented), to a high of 670,000 which is an estimated number.
US Soldiers Dead In Iraq: 4,330 Plus Currently
Civilians Dead On 9/11: 2,973
Presently in Iraq, America has passed the time it spent fighting in World War II — 45 months.
America uses depleted uranium tipped shells and missiles. First used by US forces illegally in the first gulf war. The US used about 300 tons of depleted uranium in the invasion of Iraq, leaving much of the country hazardous to both the troops and the Iraqis. Depleted uranium (Uranium-238) has a half-life of 4.5 billion years, meaning it takes that long to lose half of it's strength, so the 300 tons of uranium spread through Iraq isn't going to fizzle out anytime soon. Another example of just how much the US cares about the people in Iraq.
"We're not leaving, so long as I'm the President" - President Bush on the Iraq Quagmire.
"I don't oppose all wars. What I am opposed to is a dumb war. What I am opposed to is a rash war." - President Barack Obama
Currently. the withdrawal of American combat forces in Iraq will happen by the end of August 2010 and all U.S. troops by the end of the following year.
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Report In - Redux
Friday, October 2, 2009
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Understanding
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Monday, September 14, 2009
Saturday, September 12, 2009
The Value Of Education

Tuesday, September 8, 2009
A Malevolent Bully

"The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully." - Richard Dawkins
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Friday, September 4, 2009
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Pastor Martin Niemöller
Then they locked up the social democrats,I remained silent;I was not a social democrat.
Then they came for the trade unionists,I did not protest;I was not a trade unionist.
Then they came for the Jews,I did not speak out;I was not a Jew.
When they came for me,there was no one left to speak out for me.
- Pastor Martin Niemöller
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
The Magic Word
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Friday, August 14, 2009
Pope Benedict Launches Facebook and iPhone Apps
Pope2You actually encompasses more than just a Facebook app. There’s now a website that links followers to the existing YouTube Channel, the new Facebook application, and an iPhone app as well.
I can just guess the staggering numbers of fans lined up to join.
Oh Pope, you bat shit insane asshole. I really do hate you.
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Eat Your Sushi Now, Tuna Will Be Wiped Out By 2012

The population can only be saved by a complete halt to fishing in May and June, when the fish swim to the Mediterranean to spawn, the WWF says. The call comes as the two month tuna fishing season begins.
‘Bluefin tuna is collapsing as we speak and yet the fishery will kick off for business as usual,’ said Sergi Tudela, of WWF. ‘It is absurd and inexcusable to open a fishing season when stocks of the target species are collapsing.’
Monday, August 10, 2009
Red Ink
Saturday, August 8, 2009
US Interrogators May Have Killed Dozens, Human Rights Researcher And Rights Group Say

In all, 98 detainees have died while in US hands. Thirty-four homicides have been identified, with at least eight detainees — and as many as 12 — having been tortured to death, according to a 2006 Human Rights First report that underwrites the researcher’s posting. The causes of 48 more deaths remain uncertain.
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Thousands Raped And Abused In Catholic Schools In Ireland

After a nine-year investigation, a commission published a damning report Wednesday on decades of rapes, humiliation and beatings at Catholic Church-run reform schools for Ireland's castaway children.
The 2,600-page report painted the most detailed and damning portrait yet of church-administered abuse in a country grown weary of revelations about child molestation by priests.
Children in industrial schools and reformatories were treated more like convicts and slaves than people with human rights, it said. Rape was particularly common in boys homes and industrial schools run by the Christian Brothers.
"A climate of fear, created by pervasive, excessive and arbitrary punishment, permeated most of the institutions and all those run for boys. Children lived with the daily terror of not knowing where the next beating was coming from," Ireland's Commission to Inquire Into Child Abuse concluded.
Victims of the abuse, who are now in their 50s to 80s, lobbied long and hard for an official investigation. They say that for all its incredible detail, the report doesn't nail down what really matters — the names of their abusers.
A government-appointed panel has paid 12,000 survivors of the schools, orphanages and other church-run residences an average of $90,000 each — on condition they surrender their right to sue either the church or state. About 2,000 more claims are pending. Irish Catholic leaders cut a controversial deal with the government in 2001 that capped the church's contribution at $175 million — a fraction of the final cost.
A second damning report, due to be published soon, will detail the abuse of hundreds of children in the Dublin archdiocese from 1940 onwards. More than 100 priests are facing allegations and 400 people have been identified as victims.
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Monday, August 3, 2009
Sunday, August 2, 2009
Friday, July 24, 2009
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Monday, July 20, 2009
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Creed Thoughts

The Office (one of my most favorite TV shows now by the way) is home to a lot of weird characters, but one of the most weird characters has to be Creed Bratton.
Let's run down some weird, and creepy things Creed has done. Creeed is a guy who explains that he was left on a doorstep and adopted by a Chinese family - which also explains his ability to speak Mandarin Chinese. He reveals to the viewers that he runs a fake ID business out of the trunk of his car with a laminator that he stole from the sheriff's department. Creed stated that he has been a member of many religious cults, both as a leader and follower. He prefers to be a follower, but gets paid more for being a leader. He also displays an extensive knowledge of painkillers when he questions Meredith on what kinds of medication she has been administered for her pelvic fracture.
Creed has a blog. Well, kinda. Creed believes that his blog URL is http://www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts, but his "blog" is actually a Word document set up by Ryan Howard, wanting to "protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain". Describing the content of the blog, Ryan says, "Even for the Internet, it's pretty shocking."
But... Now NBC provides the character with an actual blog at http://blog.nbc.com/CreedThoughts/. Thank me later you beautiful bunch of bastards.
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Friday, July 10, 2009
CEO's V.S. The Regular Joe
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
The Point: Religion
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Monday, July 6, 2009
Devil's Dictionary Definition No. 1732
a powerful recruiting inducement for the priesthood, cited for swelling the army of the Holy See even over the free wine and crackers.
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Less Quoted Jesus Sayings No. 15
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Monday, June 22, 2009
The Most Intense Website Intro Ever
Enjoy a Laugh at the Expense of The International Congress of Churches and Ministers, click here to go the page and have a laugh.
Sunday, June 21, 2009
This Is Why You're Fat Dot Com
Saturday, June 20, 2009
An Undelivered Nixon Speech

Fate has ordained that the men who went to the moon to explore in peace will stay on the moon to rest in peace.
These brave men, Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin, know that there is no hope for their recovery. But they also know that there is hope for mankind in their sacrifice.
These two men are laying down their lives in mankind's most noble goal: the search for truth and understanding.
They will be mourned by their families and friends; they will be mourned by their nation; they will be mourned by the people of the world; they will be mourned by a Mother Earth that dared send two of her sons into the unknown.
In their exploration, they stirred the people of the world to feel as one; in their sacrifice, they bind more tightly the brotherhood of man.
In ancient days, men looked at stars and saw their heroes in the constellations. In modern times, we do much the same, but our heroes are epic men of flesh and blood.
Others will follow, and surely find their way home. Man's search will not be denied. But these men were the first, and they will remain the foremost in our hearts.
For every human being who looks up at the moon in the nights to come will know that there is some corner of another world that is forever mankind.
Friday, June 19, 2009
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Texts From Last Night
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Global Warming - Ad Nauseum

I really wish that people would simply stop arguing over what to call global warming. A steaming pile of shit is still a steaming pile of shit even if someone calls it a rose. You can't hide what it really is. And what it really is is the end of the fucking human race. That is what it ultimately boils down to.
Global Warming? Or Climate Change? Maybe Atmospheric Changes. Who gives a fuck what you call it, start doing something about it or we will all be living in a world where the sea level rises 10 meters! Thermal expansion has already raised the oceans 4 to 8 inches (10 to 20 centimeters). Maps show that a 1-meter (3-foot) rise would swamp cities all along the U.S. eastern seaboard. A 6-meter (20-foot) sea level rise would submerge a large part of Florida.
This doesn't even take into account what would happen to countries like India and China who each have more then 2 billion people combined. A lot of those directly situated on the coast line.
Worse off yet, we a a species are already past the point of no return on this issue. We've fucked up so badly, that we can't fix this problem until it actually gets worse - and it's going to get a whole lot worse. As in millions of people displaced worse.
Visit http://flood.firetree.net/ for a interactive view on rising sea levels and see how this effects you.
Buckle up, because the next few years are gonna be a disaster.
Monday, June 15, 2009
My Life Is Average Dot Com
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Friday, June 12, 2009
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
I'm So Bad At Sex Dot Com
Monday, June 8, 2009
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Pte. Pile
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Devil's Dictionary Definition No. 278
one who ceremonially ingests the flesh and blood of another human being; a Catholic.
Friday, June 5, 2009
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Less Quoted Jesus Sayings No. 14
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Conservative radio hosts gets waterboarded, and lasts six seconds before saying its torture
Chicago radio host Erich "Mancow" Muller decided he'd get himself waterboarded to prove the technique wasn't torture.
It didn't turn out that way. "Mancow," in fact, lasted just six or seven seconds before crying foul. Apparently, the experience went pretty badly -- "Witnesses said Muller thrashed on the table, and even instantly threw the toy cow he was holding as his emergency tool to signify when he wanted the experiment to stop," according to NBC Chicago.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Monday, June 1, 2009
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