Saturday, July 4, 2009
Less Quoted Jesus Sayings No. 15
"Frankincense, myrrh, and gold? What about cash, bitches and heroin?" - Jesus
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Monday, June 22, 2009
The Most Intense Website Intro Ever
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Sunday, June 21, 2009
This Is Why You're Fat Dot Com
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Saturday, June 20, 2009
An Undelivered Nixon Speech
On July 20, 1969, Neil Armstrong and Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin became the first men to walk on the moon. The following speech, revealed in 1999, was prepared by Nixon's then speechwriter, William Safire, to be used in the event of a disaster that would maroon the astronauts on the moon:
Fate has ordained that the men who went to the moon to explore in peace will stay on the moon to rest in peace.
These brave men, Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin, know that there is no hope for their recovery. But they also know that there is hope for mankind in their sacrifice.
These two men are laying down their lives in mankind's most noble goal: the search for truth and understanding.
They will be mourned by their families and friends; they will be mourned by their nation; they will be mourned by the people of the world; they will be mourned by a Mother Earth that dared send two of her sons into the unknown.
In their exploration, they stirred the people of the world to feel as one; in their sacrifice, they bind more tightly the brotherhood of man.
In ancient days, men looked at stars and saw their heroes in the constellations. In modern times, we do much the same, but our heroes are epic men of flesh and blood.
Others will follow, and surely find their way home. Man's search will not be denied. But these men were the first, and they will remain the foremost in our hearts.
For every human being who looks up at the moon in the nights to come will know that there is some corner of another world that is forever mankind.
Friday, June 19, 2009
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Texts From Last Night
We've all done it. Visit Texts From Last Night Dot Com by clicking here to see a wealth of text messages that people wish that they didn't send after a long night of partying.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Global Warming - Ad Nauseum
A rose by any other name...
I really wish that people would simply stop arguing over what to call global warming. A steaming pile of shit is still a steaming pile of shit even if someone calls it a rose. You can't hide what it really is. And what it really is is the end of the fucking human race. That is what it ultimately boils down to.
Global Warming? Or Climate Change? Maybe Atmospheric Changes. Who gives a fuck what you call it, start doing something about it or we will all be living in a world where the sea level rises 10 meters! Thermal expansion has already raised the oceans 4 to 8 inches (10 to 20 centimeters). Maps show that a 1-meter (3-foot) rise would swamp cities all along the U.S. eastern seaboard. A 6-meter (20-foot) sea level rise would submerge a large part of Florida.
This doesn't even take into account what would happen to countries like India and China who each have more then 2 billion people combined. A lot of those directly situated on the coast line.
Worse off yet, we a a species are already past the point of no return on this issue. We've fucked up so badly, that we can't fix this problem until it actually gets worse - and it's going to get a whole lot worse. As in millions of people displaced worse.
Visit http://flood.firetree.net/ for a interactive view on rising sea levels and see how this effects you.
Buckle up, because the next few years are gonna be a disaster.
I really wish that people would simply stop arguing over what to call global warming. A steaming pile of shit is still a steaming pile of shit even if someone calls it a rose. You can't hide what it really is. And what it really is is the end of the fucking human race. That is what it ultimately boils down to.
Global Warming? Or Climate Change? Maybe Atmospheric Changes. Who gives a fuck what you call it, start doing something about it or we will all be living in a world where the sea level rises 10 meters! Thermal expansion has already raised the oceans 4 to 8 inches (10 to 20 centimeters). Maps show that a 1-meter (3-foot) rise would swamp cities all along the U.S. eastern seaboard. A 6-meter (20-foot) sea level rise would submerge a large part of Florida.
This doesn't even take into account what would happen to countries like India and China who each have more then 2 billion people combined. A lot of those directly situated on the coast line.
Worse off yet, we a a species are already past the point of no return on this issue. We've fucked up so badly, that we can't fix this problem until it actually gets worse - and it's going to get a whole lot worse. As in millions of people displaced worse.
Visit http://flood.firetree.net/ for a interactive view on rising sea levels and see how this effects you.
Buckle up, because the next few years are gonna be a disaster.
Monday, June 15, 2009
My Life Is Average Dot Com
Think you're life is average? Click here to visit My Life Is Average Dot Com to read about every day events in people's lives.
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Friday, June 12, 2009
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
I'm So Bad At Sex Dot Com
Visit I'm So Bad At Sex Dot Com by clicking here to read about people's sex horror storys.
Monday, June 8, 2009
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Pte. Pile
YOU WILL GET BEATEN BY YOU'RE FELLOW PLATOON MEMBERS AT NIGHT!
YOU WILL NOT EAT JELLY DONUTS!
YOU MARCH AROUND WITH YOU'RE PANTS AROUND YOU'RE ANKLES!
YOU WILL SHOT YOU'RE DRILL INSTRUCTOR IN THE CHEST!
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Devil's Dictionary Definition No. 278
Cannibal:
one who ceremonially ingests the flesh and blood of another human being; a Catholic.
one who ceremonially ingests the flesh and blood of another human being; a Catholic.
Friday, June 5, 2009
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Less Quoted Jesus Sayings No. 14
"You know, for all his bad press, Lucifer isn't that bad of a guy." - Jesus
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Conservative radio hosts gets waterboarded, and lasts six seconds before saying its torture
Chicago radio host Erich "Mancow" Muller decided he'd get himself waterboarded to prove the technique wasn't torture.
It didn't turn out that way. "Mancow," in fact, lasted just six or seven seconds before crying foul. Apparently, the experience went pretty badly -- "Witnesses said Muller thrashed on the table, and even instantly threw the toy cow he was holding as his emergency tool to signify when he wanted the experiment to stop," according to NBC Chicago.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Monday, June 1, 2009
23 And Me (Dot Com)
Ever want to know what you're DNA says about you? Now you can. Visit 23 and me dot com by clicking here. Have fun kids.
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Thursday, May 28, 2009
"He who fights with monsters should be careful least he thereby becomes a monster.."
The more often Americans go to church, the more likely they are to support the torture of suspected terrorists, according to a new survey.
More than half of people who attend services at least once a week -- 54 percent -- said the use of torture against suspected terrorists is "often" or "sometimes" justified. Only 42 percent of people who "seldom or never" go to services agreed, according to the analysis released Wednesday by the Pew Forum on Religion & Public Life.
The survey asked: "Do you think the use of torture against suspected terrorists in order to gain important information can often be justified, sometimes be justified, rarely be justified, or never be justified?"
The religious group most likely to say torture is never justified was Protestant denominations -- such as Episcopalians, Lutherans and Presbyterians -- categorized as "mainline" Protestants, in contrast to evangelicals. Just over three in 10 of them said torture is never justified. A quarter of the religiously unaffiliated said the same, compared with two in 10 white non-Hispanic Catholics and one in eight evangelicals.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Poll: Bush Even More Unpopular Out Of Office
A new Wall Street Journal/NBC News poll found that former President Bush's popularity has dropped since he left office.
When he left office in January, 31 percent of American's viewed him positively. That number has now dropped to 26 percent.
President Barack Obama, meanwhile, is more popular than the past two presidents at this point during their first terms.
According to the poll, 61 percent approve of Obama's job -- that's compared with George W. Bush's 56 percent and Bill Clinton's 52 percent at this same juncture in their presidencies.
Also, 64 percent view Obama favorably versus 23 percent who see him in a negative light -- once again, higher than Bush's and Clinton's scores on this question.
When he left office in January, 31 percent of American's viewed him positively. That number has now dropped to 26 percent.
President Barack Obama, meanwhile, is more popular than the past two presidents at this point during their first terms.
According to the poll, 61 percent approve of Obama's job -- that's compared with George W. Bush's 56 percent and Bill Clinton's 52 percent at this same juncture in their presidencies.
Also, 64 percent view Obama favorably versus 23 percent who see him in a negative light -- once again, higher than Bush's and Clinton's scores on this question.
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Friday, May 22, 2009
Tripple Threat
Question: What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon and George W. Bush?
Answer: Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Dubya doesn't know the difference.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
What Ever Happened To Old Donnie?
Oh yeah, he's laughing right now because no one has the balls to throw him in jail.
P.S. - Actual picture by that way... oh, what a memorable douchebag.
Monday, May 18, 2009
The Origional George W. Was Better Then The Last George W.
"The government of the United States is not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion." - George Washington
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Friday, May 15, 2009
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Nixon Quote #37
"I gave 'em a sword. And they stuck it in, and they twisted it with relish. And I guess if I had been in their position, I'd have done the same." - Richard M. Nixon
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Bring Down The Sky
Bring Down the Sky is the first downloadable content released for Mass Effect - an awesome game by the way. This add-on gives you as commander Shepard even more time to be either a hope filled hero, or a ruthless cut-throat bastard.
The mission takes place in the Asgard system, where an asteroid has been hijacked by Batarian extremists (pictured), and sent on a collision course with the human colony of Terra Nova. How will you save the colony? Decisions, decisions.
The mission takes place in the Asgard system, where an asteroid has been hijacked by Batarian extremists (pictured), and sent on a collision course with the human colony of Terra Nova. How will you save the colony? Decisions, decisions.
Friday, May 8, 2009
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Zombie Company
Chrysler, in its April 30 filings, listed assets of $39.3 billion and liabilities of $55.2 billion, making it the fifth- largest bankruptcy in U.S. history - a company being kept alive on life support by the U.S. government and it's taxpayer's money.
Dennis DesRosiers, the best-known auto analyst in Canada, said yesterday that while it's unpopular to acknowledge this, Chrysler has a better than 50-50 chance of disappearing within the next two years.
On April 30, 2009, Chrysler filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection and announced a partnership with Italian automaker Fiat
Brains......... Not just for zombies anymore, companies like Chrysler (and GM) should just be allowed to fail - we do have a free market for a reason after all. Plus, a few billion of taxpayers money seems to have been completely blown on this fiasco.
Time to pull the plug and put this poor bastard out of it' misery.
Dennis DesRosiers, the best-known auto analyst in Canada, said yesterday that while it's unpopular to acknowledge this, Chrysler has a better than 50-50 chance of disappearing within the next two years.
On April 30, 2009, Chrysler filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection and announced a partnership with Italian automaker Fiat
Brains......... Not just for zombies anymore, companies like Chrysler (and GM) should just be allowed to fail - we do have a free market for a reason after all. Plus, a few billion of taxpayers money seems to have been completely blown on this fiasco.
Time to pull the plug and put this poor bastard out of it' misery.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Devil's Dictionary Definition No. 2124
Bible :
1. Greek for “Book.”
2. when used with the definite article, “Bible” refers to a specific book of two main divisions, the first of which prescribes and codifies, at great length, the death penalty for such heinous offenses as working on the weekend and not seeking a rabbi’s approval to have a hamburger, and the second part prescribes love for everyone but queers and prostitutes and their children.
1. Greek for “Book.”
2. when used with the definite article, “Bible” refers to a specific book of two main divisions, the first of which prescribes and codifies, at great length, the death penalty for such heinous offenses as working on the weekend and not seeking a rabbi’s approval to have a hamburger, and the second part prescribes love for everyone but queers and prostitutes and their children.
Monday, May 4, 2009
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Report In
Hit the "Comments" link at the end of this article and report in. Tell me where your location is, how often you visit the site, and what you like and don't like about the site... motherfuckers.
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Friday, May 1, 2009
It's The End Of The Road, Pontiac...
It's the end of an era, in more ways then one. And little wonder why.
In 2001 GM sold 4.9 million vehicles in the US, in 2002 it was 4.8, in 2003 it was 4.7, in 2004 it was also 4.7, in 2005 it was 4.5, in 2006 it was 4.1, in 2007 it was 3.8, and last but not least in 2008 GM sold 2.9 million vehicles in the US - a change of negative 22 percent versus the previous year. Ouch.
Let's break down GM's (General Motors) current vehicle manufacturing brands, and look at their respective fates:
PONTIAC:
On April 27, 2009, General Motors officially announced that Pontiac will be dropped and that all of its remaining models will be phased out by the end of 2010.
Pontiac will become the second brand General Motors has eliminated in six years, with Oldsmobile having met the same fate in 2004, and will have a quicker death than Oldsmobile, which was slowly phased out over four years. It also becomes one of the first automobile brands in six years to be phase out.
SATURN:
After months of speculation and discussion, Saturn's parent company General Motors announced on April 27, 2009 that it will phase out the Saturn brand along with its Pontiac brand by the end of 2009, unless there is a reasonable offer to purchase that brand.
HUMMER:
On 17 February 2009, GM announced that it would decide by 31 March 2009, whether to sell off or eliminate the Hummer. However, the announcement has been delayed. As of April 2009, the company has no plans to continue the nameplate after the 2010 model year.
The Hummer line is in the process of being dissolved as we speak.
SAAB:
On February 20, 2009 the district court of Vänersborg received a request for reorganization from Saab. The future includes the possibility of closure if a buyer or external loans cannot be found. BMW, Renault, the Hyundai-Kia group and Tata Motors have been reported as potential buyers.
GMC:
On April 24th, 2009, people familiar with the decision at General Motors said that the company would be dropping the Pontiac brand while preserving the GMC truck line.
Other GM brands like Buick, Cadillac, and Chevrolet seem to be holding their own however. It looks like those brands will service into the coming months, and years.
Ford Motor Company on the other hand, while still suffering like GM, seems to be doing much better and isn't looking at dropping any of their brands soon.
Well, while all the North American car companies battle their way out of bankruptcy and pull themselves away from the brink of fading away forever - I'll be driving my new BMW 128i coupe.
In 2001 GM sold 4.9 million vehicles in the US, in 2002 it was 4.8, in 2003 it was 4.7, in 2004 it was also 4.7, in 2005 it was 4.5, in 2006 it was 4.1, in 2007 it was 3.8, and last but not least in 2008 GM sold 2.9 million vehicles in the US - a change of negative 22 percent versus the previous year. Ouch.
Let's break down GM's (General Motors) current vehicle manufacturing brands, and look at their respective fates:
PONTIAC:
On April 27, 2009, General Motors officially announced that Pontiac will be dropped and that all of its remaining models will be phased out by the end of 2010.
Pontiac will become the second brand General Motors has eliminated in six years, with Oldsmobile having met the same fate in 2004, and will have a quicker death than Oldsmobile, which was slowly phased out over four years. It also becomes one of the first automobile brands in six years to be phase out.
SATURN:
After months of speculation and discussion, Saturn's parent company General Motors announced on April 27, 2009 that it will phase out the Saturn brand along with its Pontiac brand by the end of 2009, unless there is a reasonable offer to purchase that brand.
HUMMER:
On 17 February 2009, GM announced that it would decide by 31 March 2009, whether to sell off or eliminate the Hummer. However, the announcement has been delayed. As of April 2009, the company has no plans to continue the nameplate after the 2010 model year.
The Hummer line is in the process of being dissolved as we speak.
SAAB:
On February 20, 2009 the district court of Vänersborg received a request for reorganization from Saab. The future includes the possibility of closure if a buyer or external loans cannot be found. BMW, Renault, the Hyundai-Kia group and Tata Motors have been reported as potential buyers.
GMC:
On April 24th, 2009, people familiar with the decision at General Motors said that the company would be dropping the Pontiac brand while preserving the GMC truck line.
Other GM brands like Buick, Cadillac, and Chevrolet seem to be holding their own however. It looks like those brands will service into the coming months, and years.
Ford Motor Company on the other hand, while still suffering like GM, seems to be doing much better and isn't looking at dropping any of their brands soon.
Well, while all the North American car companies battle their way out of bankruptcy and pull themselves away from the brink of fading away forever - I'll be driving my new BMW 128i coupe.
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
New Star Trek Movies Looks Like A Blockbuster
Look for a May 8th release date when the new Star Trek movie directed by J.J. Abrams comes out.
With A budget of $150 million, expect to see some kick ass special effect scenes, such as the U.S.S. Kelvin (pictured) getting the shit kicked out of it.
With a bunch of new pictures on the net featuring the new Enterprise and it's crew's adventures, this movie may actually be worth the ten bucks to watch in movie theaters.
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Cyprus
After spending 5 days in a country that had a U.N. mission in it for a few years, I can say this about Cyprus: Keep it, because I don't want it.
The Informers
If you loved "American Psycho", you're bound to love "The Informers". Bret Easton Ellis puts his novel to film and let's loose a string of immoral characters who fuck, do drugs, and party all night long. Sure to cause controversy, look for The Informers April 24th, 2009. Be sure to visit: http://www.theinformers.com/#/Home
Bush's Time Away From Office
Remember good old W? I sure as hell do. Let's look at his days spent away from office:
– Attended 95 sports-related events.
– Made 74 trips to his Crawford ranch, for a total of 466 days.
– Made 142 trips to Camp David, for a total of 450 days.
– Attended 327 fundraising events for Republican candidates and causes.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
California Doctors Get A Dose Of Common Sense
California's high court barred doctors from withholding medical care to gays and lesbians based on religious beliefs, ruling that state law prohibiting sexual orientation discrimination extends to the medical profession.
Monday, April 20, 2009
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Blackwater Changes Its Name to Xe
Xe (pronounced zee), will be the new name of the mercenary (I mean "Private Security") group formerly known as Blackwater.
The company’s rebranding effort grew more urgent after Blackwater guards in Baghdad were involved in a shooting episode in September 2007 that left 17 Iraqi civilians dead.
P.S.: The United States this year will have spent $100 billion on contractors in Iraq since the invasion in 2003.
The company’s rebranding effort grew more urgent after Blackwater guards in Baghdad were involved in a shooting episode in September 2007 that left 17 Iraqi civilians dead.
P.S.: The United States this year will have spent $100 billion on contractors in Iraq since the invasion in 2003.
Friday, April 17, 2009
Friday, April 10, 2009
Past Polls On This Blog
I've cleaned up the sidebar on this blog because it was becoming littered with all the past poll results. I just didn't want to throw away all of this valuable scienticic information, so I'll just throw it here, on this blog post. Enjoy.
August 30, 2008
Batman: The Dark Knight Is...
Not Even Worth Renting On DVD (0 Votes, 0%)
I'll Wait For It To Show On TV (0 Votes, 0%)
Worth Buying On DVD (0 Votes, 0%)
Worth Seeing In Theaters (1 Vote, 17%)
Worth Seeing In Theaters, Twice (0 Votes, 0%)
Worth Seeing In Theaters And Buying On DVD (0 Votes, 0%)
Should Win An Academy Award (5 Votes, 83%)
July 6, 2008
George W Bush Is:
A Dimwit (0 Votes, 0%)
A Moron (6 Votes, 75%)
A Numskull (2 Votes, 25%)
May 25, 2008
Who Do You Want To See As The Next President Of America?
A White Man - John McCain (0 Votes, 0%)
A White Woman - Hillary Clinton (0 Votes, 0%)
A Black Man - Barack Obama (2 Votes, 100%)
April 16, 2008
Jesus Was A ________
Homo (2 Votes, 28%)
Liar (4 Votes, 57%)
Retard (1 Votes, 15%)
March 4, 2008
If X is to Y, Alpha is to:
Pants (1 Vote, 20%)
Smegma (4 Votes, 80%)
Pickle (0 Votes, 0%)
January 28, 2008
Who Do You Want To See Become The Next President Of The United States?
A Republican (3 Votes, 42%)
A Republican (2 Votes, 28%)
A Republican (2 Votes, 28%)
December 18, 2007
What Unique Talent Would You Want Most?
Blow Smoke Out Your Ass Hole (2 Votes, 66%)
Belch Out Your Belly Button (0 Votes, 0%)
Squirt Piss Out Your Ears (1 Vote, 33%)
November 29, 2007
If dog is to cat, baby is to:
Hypodermic Needle (1 Vote, 14%)
Colostomy Bag (1 Vote, 14%)
Barium Enema (5 Votes, 71%)
August 30, 2008
Batman: The Dark Knight Is...
Not Even Worth Renting On DVD (0 Votes, 0%)
I'll Wait For It To Show On TV (0 Votes, 0%)
Worth Buying On DVD (0 Votes, 0%)
Worth Seeing In Theaters (1 Vote, 17%)
Worth Seeing In Theaters, Twice (0 Votes, 0%)
Worth Seeing In Theaters And Buying On DVD (0 Votes, 0%)
Should Win An Academy Award (5 Votes, 83%)
July 6, 2008
George W Bush Is:
A Dimwit (0 Votes, 0%)
A Moron (6 Votes, 75%)
A Numskull (2 Votes, 25%)
May 25, 2008
Who Do You Want To See As The Next President Of America?
A White Man - John McCain (0 Votes, 0%)
A White Woman - Hillary Clinton (0 Votes, 0%)
A Black Man - Barack Obama (2 Votes, 100%)
April 16, 2008
Jesus Was A ________
Homo (2 Votes, 28%)
Liar (4 Votes, 57%)
Retard (1 Votes, 15%)
March 4, 2008
If X is to Y, Alpha is to:
Pants (1 Vote, 20%)
Smegma (4 Votes, 80%)
Pickle (0 Votes, 0%)
January 28, 2008
Who Do You Want To See Become The Next President Of The United States?
A Republican (3 Votes, 42%)
A Republican (2 Votes, 28%)
A Republican (2 Votes, 28%)
December 18, 2007
What Unique Talent Would You Want Most?
Blow Smoke Out Your Ass Hole (2 Votes, 66%)
Belch Out Your Belly Button (0 Votes, 0%)
Squirt Piss Out Your Ears (1 Vote, 33%)
November 29, 2007
If dog is to cat, baby is to:
Hypodermic Needle (1 Vote, 14%)
Colostomy Bag (1 Vote, 14%)
Barium Enema (5 Votes, 71%)
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Monday, April 6, 2009
Devil's Dictionary Definition No. 792
Airport Lounge:
1. an atmosphere conducive to meditation and reflection; a good place to plan and spend one’s time; an oasis.
2. a dining room; a wide selection of healthy and somewhat-reasonably priced foods centrally located and pleasantly distributed.
3. a bar or overpriced distillery, tainted with the mild stench of shoe polish and the harsh glare of upper-class smugness, but hey, what are you gonna do?
4. an airport’s internal sleeping quarters; where to catch up on rest between flights; a hotel room without the beds, private bathrooms, dividing walls, or anyone to watch your bags if you nod off.
5. the last thing anyone ever sees in his or her right mind.
1. an atmosphere conducive to meditation and reflection; a good place to plan and spend one’s time; an oasis.
2. a dining room; a wide selection of healthy and somewhat-reasonably priced foods centrally located and pleasantly distributed.
3. a bar or overpriced distillery, tainted with the mild stench of shoe polish and the harsh glare of upper-class smugness, but hey, what are you gonna do?
4. an airport’s internal sleeping quarters; where to catch up on rest between flights; a hotel room without the beds, private bathrooms, dividing walls, or anyone to watch your bags if you nod off.
5. the last thing anyone ever sees in his or her right mind.
Saturday, April 4, 2009
Less Quoted Jesus Sayings No. 12
"By the way, the religion thing, it's a total lie. Just to let you know." - Jesus
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Friday, March 20, 2009
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Burtonia Invades Neighbour
Burtonia has invaded the planet Campanelle in a neighbours proverbial back yard, the Republic has learned today. Even though Burtonia has not declared war against the Republic, or any allies, a move to take Campanelle from a foreign non-allied state which cannot really defend itself is sure to put allied warships on alert.
When asked what top officers in charge of the Republics military were thinking about Burtonia's latest action, Vice Admiral Warpath said "I would have to say that the collective thought around HQ today was ''Well fuck.'"
Burtonia attacked the planet with 8 warships, and the troops on Campanelle didn't stand a chance, seeing that the planets lone militia consisted of 300 conscripts. A bit of an oversight when your planet is next to a greedy neighbour with potential plans to expand their territory.
In a statement by Burtonia's top General, the planet was taken for it's "resources" and not for any "strategic purpose".
It should be noted that the planet Campanelle is in an ideal position next to 3 key Republic bases, and would make for an excellent home base to launch a war into our territory.
Remours of Burtonia re-arming and re-building after the war seem to be true, all 8 warships that attacked the planet were of the new Strozzapreti class of ship; a rough equivalent to the warships in our reserve fleet.
We will see what the future holds.
When asked what top officers in charge of the Republics military were thinking about Burtonia's latest action, Vice Admiral Warpath said "I would have to say that the collective thought around HQ today was ''Well fuck.'"
Burtonia attacked the planet with 8 warships, and the troops on Campanelle didn't stand a chance, seeing that the planets lone militia consisted of 300 conscripts. A bit of an oversight when your planet is next to a greedy neighbour with potential plans to expand their territory.
In a statement by Burtonia's top General, the planet was taken for it's "resources" and not for any "strategic purpose".
It should be noted that the planet Campanelle is in an ideal position next to 3 key Republic bases, and would make for an excellent home base to launch a war into our territory.
Remours of Burtonia re-arming and re-building after the war seem to be true, all 8 warships that attacked the planet were of the new Strozzapreti class of ship; a rough equivalent to the warships in our reserve fleet.
We will see what the future holds.
Monday, March 16, 2009
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Friday, March 6, 2009
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
American Wars, Armed Conflicts, Occupations, and Interventions
The American Revolution
The Indian Wars
Shay's Rebellion
The Whiskey Rebellion
Quasi-War With France
Fries's Rebellion
The Barbary Wars
The War of 1812
Mexican-American War
U.S. Slave Rebellions
United States Civil War
U.S. Intervention in Hawaiian Revolution
The Spanish-American War
U.S. Intervention in Samoan Civil War
U.S.-Philippine War
Boxer Rebellion
The Moro Wars
U.S. Intervention in Panamanian Revolution
The Banana Wars
U.S. Occupation of Vera Cruz
Pershing's Raid Into Mexico
World War I
World War II
The Korean War
The Second Indochina War "Vietnam War"
U.S. Intervention in Lebanon
Dominican Intervention
U.S. Libya Conflict
U.S. Intervention in Lebanon
U.S. Invasion of Grenada
U.S. Invasion of Panama
Second Persian Gulf War "Operation Desert Storm"
U.S. Intervention in Somalia
NATO Intervention in Bosnia (Operation Deliberate Force)
U.S. Occupation of Haiti
"Desert Fox" Campaign
Kosovo War
Afghanistan War
Third Persian Gulf War "Operation Iraqi Freedom"
The Indian Wars
Shay's Rebellion
The Whiskey Rebellion
Quasi-War With France
Fries's Rebellion
The Barbary Wars
The War of 1812
Mexican-American War
U.S. Slave Rebellions
United States Civil War
U.S. Intervention in Hawaiian Revolution
The Spanish-American War
U.S. Intervention in Samoan Civil War
U.S.-Philippine War
Boxer Rebellion
The Moro Wars
U.S. Intervention in Panamanian Revolution
The Banana Wars
U.S. Occupation of Vera Cruz
Pershing's Raid Into Mexico
World War I
World War II
The Korean War
The Second Indochina War "Vietnam War"
U.S. Intervention in Lebanon
Dominican Intervention
U.S. Libya Conflict
U.S. Intervention in Lebanon
U.S. Invasion of Grenada
U.S. Invasion of Panama
Second Persian Gulf War "Operation Desert Storm"
U.S. Intervention in Somalia
NATO Intervention in Bosnia (Operation Deliberate Force)
U.S. Occupation of Haiti
"Desert Fox" Campaign
Kosovo War
Afghanistan War
Third Persian Gulf War "Operation Iraqi Freedom"
Monday, March 2, 2009
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Friday, February 20, 2009
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Monday, February 16, 2009
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Dolph Lundgren Is Duke Nukem
If there was ever a Duke Nukem movie made (and one day you just gotta know there will be, with the way movies are made now) a sure fire casting choice for the roll will have to go to Dolph Lundgren.
Who is he you may ask? Well, for starters he played the Russian boxer in the Rockey movies, he was the Punisher in the original Punisher movie, and he played He-Man, yes, He-Man - look it up if you don't believe me. Plus he played a lunatic combat vet in Universal Soldier.
Dolph may be a B-Movie actor as of late, but he still can deliver when he has too. And you just know that only he could make Duke Nukem look like a true bad ass.
Who is he you may ask? Well, for starters he played the Russian boxer in the Rockey movies, he was the Punisher in the original Punisher movie, and he played He-Man, yes, He-Man - look it up if you don't believe me. Plus he played a lunatic combat vet in Universal Soldier.
Dolph may be a B-Movie actor as of late, but he still can deliver when he has too. And you just know that only he could make Duke Nukem look like a true bad ass.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Burtonia Eyeing Neighbours Territory
Republic of Kentland probes sent out in deep space to monitor Burtonia's activities have turned up rather disturbing findings as of late.
Twelve Burtonia warships have been sent out to the edge of their territory, supposedly looking for future territory to annex into their space.
After a Peace Treaty was signed a year ago that ended the Burtonia War, Annexation was specifically one of the conditions spelled out that was not to be tolerated by Burtonia in the future.
Diplomatic ties with Burtonia have just been recently established after the war, but this act will strain those ties. Republic diplomats have said that another war will cause more needless conflict, regrettable, because the Kentland Embassy just opened on Burtonia a week ago.
It is unknown what, if any, response this act will provoke from the international community.
Burtonia has 3 days to move their fleet outside of nearby neighbouring space.
Twelve Burtonia warships have been sent out to the edge of their territory, supposedly looking for future territory to annex into their space.
After a Peace Treaty was signed a year ago that ended the Burtonia War, Annexation was specifically one of the conditions spelled out that was not to be tolerated by Burtonia in the future.
Diplomatic ties with Burtonia have just been recently established after the war, but this act will strain those ties. Republic diplomats have said that another war will cause more needless conflict, regrettable, because the Kentland Embassy just opened on Burtonia a week ago.
It is unknown what, if any, response this act will provoke from the international community.
Burtonia has 3 days to move their fleet outside of nearby neighbouring space.
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Friday, February 6, 2009
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Monday, February 2, 2009
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
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